I’m doing good and I hope you and yours are too. If you can come over Oct 11 (Sat) please do! It’s a combined b-day party for me and Pauline. I think devab put it on fetlife but I’m not sure.
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.”
Women who slut shame confuse me.
Because they be the same ones complaining about being unable to get laid.
Um…what do you think those women you slut-shame are doing, bitch like…?????
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
Since I’ve colored my hair a bright red, more people (random people out in public) have come up to me to just say hi or initiate conversation. I really don’t know why…maybe I seem more open and friendly?
I also have a pink tub and pink sinks. Small price to pay for glorious fire-engine red hair!